Presenting The "Top Ten Signs Someone Might Shove You"

This is roll-on-the-floor-dying-of-laughter funny... MistryMistery of the CB presents her "Top Ten Signs Someone Might Shove You" after yesterday's bizarre mid-air incident involving Clay, a self-righteous idiot and the FBI:

Top Ten Signs Someone Might Shove You . . .

1) You won’t sign her Roller Derby tee-shirt

2) You see five tabloids and a troll pop up on her I-Phone

3) She’s reading about roid rage in her body building mag

4) She’s been taking long swigs from a very large flask.

5) She says you look like her ex who did her really really wrong.

6) She’s texting her friend that her sleep terrors are getting worse.

7) She‘s told you she has podophobia and is scared by your pretty long toesies.

8) She ordered the extra spicy bean burrito for lunch and is belching and passing uncontrollably.

9) She’s wearing an ankle bracelet and explaining to you the various levels of assault.

10) She’s told you she’s got a little tic – she can’t help shoving gorgeous men.