Great Clay Mentions in Entertainment Weekly's Idol Yearbook
There are several awesome Clay mentions, including a full page photo of Clay, in the current issue of Entertainment Weekly (the new American Idol, Jordin Sparks is on the cover).
Until we get a scan, here's a description of the Clay mentions courtesy CV's Claydoh:
Hey! My DS subscribes to EW magazine and yesterday the regular issue came and a special EW issue called Your 2007 Idol Yearbook just came today. I was flipping through it and guess who appears on page 43? YUP! Our guy! THE WHOLE PAGE IS CLAY!!!!! The title is Ultimate Idol Evolution and they have 4 small pics of Clays different looks through the years. The audition pic....2002, AI tour pic........2003, Wango Tango pic.......2004 and AI6 finale for 2006. Then in the center of the page is a huge pic of current Clay (takes up the whole page) with points to all the different changes.Update 8:48 PM: The scan's been posted above... here's a transcript of what it says. Thanks to Clayarte for the scan and Claynadian2529 at the CB for the transcript:
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#4.....Increased body mass. The skinny and gangly youngster first seen at auditions has bulked up and is now hardly what we'd call "Invisible".
Idol hopefuls can only dream of a transformation like this one. Originally awkward and meek, Clay has morphed into a slick singer who favors longer locks, fitted suits, grooming products, contact lenses, and covers of classic love ballads. To quote from the 1987 teen classic Can't Buy Me Love: He's gone from "totally geek to totally chic."
1. CONTACT LENSES
Look, Ma - no glasses! Someone's stopped visiting LensCrafters.
2. LONGER HAIR
It's a bit girly. But also kind of a mullet. Let's call it a gullet.
3. BRONZER
Either the man had an insane chemical peel or he's using self-tanner.
4. INCREASED BODY MASS
The skinny and gangly younster first seen at auditions has bulked up and is not hardly what we'd call "Invisible."
5. TAILORED SUIT
He looks good in suits as long as they're not of the all-white variety (see 2003, at left).
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