Clay Concert In Boston This Fall?
Nevermind ... another April Fools joke, yet I don't get how this is funny.
The Heights, a publication out of the Undergraduate Government of Boston College says Clay is rumored to be in the concert lineup for UGBC's fall concert. The issue is dated April 2, so I assume this isn't some kind of joke. YES - THIS IS AN APRIL FOOL'S JOKE.
Dubbed both "drippy" and a "vocal Olympian" by the legions of mid-tempo adult-contemporary soft-rock fans across the globe, Celine Dion will take a hiatus from her lucrative concert series in Las Vegas to perform on BC's campus. In an even bigger coup for the UGBC, the Canadian diva will perform her "vocal workouts" in Alumni Stadium, not Conte Forum.
This may come as a surprise to those who were expecting a run-of-the-mill act following the Kanye West concert. Among the other acts rumored to be performing at BC were Marilyn Manson, Eminem, the Wu-Tang Clan, Jim Jones (of "baaaaaallllllin!" fame), and Clay Aiken - all, unfortunately, were deemed "not in line with Jesuit ideals," according to a University source who asked not to be named.
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Nevermind my last comment in view of this found on the front page of The Heights:
"Disclaimer: The Depths is the annual April Fool's addition to The Heights. The viewpoints expressed therein are intended solely for the purposes of humor and do not necessarily express the actual views of the Editorial Board. All content in The Depths is ficticious."
WHEW, I thought someone had lost his/her mind.
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