Things I Learned From Clay

As we all know, there is not just mountains of Clay news out there right now. So I thought I would look through some of the things I have saved over the last 4 years and print one every day for a while, at least until the news picks up.

I found this gem. Don't know who wrote it or if it came from many Clay fans, but I thought you would all enjoy it. I'm sure we could add another 50 or 100 things to this list of "Things I Learned From Clay". Enjoy!

1. Too much salad WILL kill you.
2. Here's to not caring!!
3. Hoodies are a vital part of one's wardrobe. (I agree)
4. Phone interviews are best done while in your PJ's.
5. Despite how bad the music sounds, you can learn something from it.
6. Glory notes can be made to look harder than they are.
7. An image is not how you look. It's what you do. It's how you portray your personality, the example you set.
8. Raleigh is not just a city.
9. Red leather and hip shakes are a dangerous combination. (I don't think so!!!)
10. He's so muuuuuuuuuch.
11. No KFC should be without chicken!
12. Stealing cars is a bad thing!!
13. Krispy Kreme donuts are the best thing to come out of NC. (besides Clay!!)
14. We prefer Simon with his mouth closed.
15. An American Idol is someone with a talent that leaves a mark on American society and inspires people to think, feel, love, act.
16. I don't encourage people watching other people in their room.
17. If you don't succeed in Charlotte, try again in Atlanta.
18. Being a mic stand can be hazardous to your health.
19. Tivo is a good thing if you're on the road a lot.
20. What would Jesus do?
21. McDonald's in Ireland is just not good!
22. If you want to make God laugh, all you got to do is tell him your plans.
23. It's OK to come in 2nd place.
24. The sound of doves crying is actually the sound of women thudding en masse. (Isn't that right, ladies?)
25. It's OK to want to be like Mr. Rogers.
26. You can never wear too many layers.
27. As long as you're living right, then you don't have to worry about what people see.
28. Fame might get you to the head of the line at the DMV, but it can't guarantee you a good picture. (All pictures of Clay are good!!)
29. Temper tantrums can actually be cute!
30. There's something called a flat iron, and it has nothing to do with clothes.
31. Don't forget your keys - they might end up in Hong Kong or Dubai.
32. You can drown in an inch of water. ( How about an inch of drool??)
33. It's not a competition!!
34. Concerts just aren't the same without cell phones.
35. There is virtually no song that wouldn't sound better if Clay sang it.
36. A grunt can be sexy!
37. Not everyone will tell you his or her fave color.
38. People really do care what kind of milk you buy.
39. The greatest glory never comes from falling, but rising each time you fall.
40. Pink shoelaces are cool.
41. CA does not stand for California.
42. Solitaire's the only game in town.
43. Mothers will always put your most embarrassing moments on national TV. (Thank you MAMA!!)
44. Few schoolteachers, if any, get chased through malls.
45. You have to take every minute that happens and enjoy it for what it is.
46. Being a mama's boy isn't all bad.
47. Nothing can ever be so wrong that it can't be fixed or ignored.
48. Noses can be exquisite, lips can be to die for, and feet can be size 13.
49. We're here to open doors and open minds.
50. Idol found. Game over.