"ClayFan CD Release Date Survival Kit" by claydb

When I saw this, I just had to bring this over.

The CB's claydb has designed a "Survival kit" for anxieous Claymates waiting patiently for the new sophomore album.

Here are the contents as per claydb's post:

When the OFC was asking for suggestions for merchandise, I sent them this. Thought I would share it with you. Feel free to add items we may need for our survival to this kit.

ClayFan CD Release Date Survival Kit
1. ClayFan Anti Aging Pills
2. Seminar on How To Be A Patient Person
3. Chewing gum with valium burst
4. ClayFan anti-wrinkle cream
5. Mints with valium burst
6. ClayFan age spot remover
7. Medical Plan & Therapy for those who are not handling the false release dates well
8. ClayFan AARP Plan for those fans under 30 who turn 65 while waiting for the CD to come out
9. Blog from Clay every Blue Tuesday that somebody else releases a CD that we don't want

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